Moogie's Favorite Jokes

Q: What do baseball players eat on? A: Home plates!	Q: Why does an elephant have a trunk? A: So that it has someplace to hide when it sees a mouse.	Q. What does the Gingerbread Man have on his bed? A. Cookie sheets.
Q: Why does a cow wear a bell? A: Its horns don't work.	Q: What goes clomp, clomp, clomp, swish? A: An elephant with wet sneakers.	Q: What was the reporter doing at the ice cream shop? A: Getting the scoop!
Q: Why did I disconnect the door bell? A: I wanted the no-bell prize. Q: Why did the chef disconnect the door bell and replace it with peas outside his door? A: He wanted the no-bell peas prize.	This Space is Waiting for YOUR Joke!	I dialed "O" and when the operator answered, I said, "Hello, I'd like to speak to the king of the jungle." She answered, "I'm very sorry, but the lion is busy."
Q: When are cooks cruel? A: When they beat the eggs and whip the cream.	Q: How do you fix a broken tomato? A: With tomato paste.	Your joke could be here! Send it in!
Q; What do you call a fish with 2 knees? A: A 2-knee-fish!	Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A: A stick	Q: What do you do if you smash your toe? A: You call a toe truck.
Q: What do you get when you cross a bee with a quarter pound of beef? A: A humburger!	Q: What did one toe say to the other? A: Don't look now, but there's a heel following us.	Q: What did the baby porcupine say when it backed into the cactus? A: Is that you, Mother?
Q: Why does an elephant like peanuts? A: It can send in the wrappers for prizes!	Q: What kind of fly has a frog in its throat? A: A hoarse-fly.	Q: What is a cheerleader's favorite soft drink? A: Root beer!
Q: What can be served but never eaten? A: A tennis ball.	Q: What's worse than an octopus with tennis elbow? A: A centipede with athlete's foot.	Q: What is the first part of a geography book? A: The table of continents.

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